Birthplace: Huntsville, Texas - also known (in Rolling Stone) as "Death
City, USA" as thats where all the Texas executions take place.
College: Southwestern University - Georgetown, TX
College Degree: Bachelors in Political Science
Occupation: Semiconductor Sales, at present
Current City: Round Rock (Austin), Texas
Years Playing Fantasy Football: Playing? 9. Playing well? 5
Favorite thing about Fantasy Football: Beers at 8am on draft day, stealing
someone else's "sleeper", hoisting the Cup in the offseason.
If you were Paul Tagliabue for a Day: Each team gets a possession in
Something Odd/Different About You: Hm.....still thinking about this
A Brush with Greatness You've Had: I played guitar in a rock band that
almost signed a record deal when I was 21, but the singer was an ass, so we
did as all great bands do: We broke up in a hail of beer-bottles and personal
Favorite Movies/DVDs: Urban Cowboy, Varsity Blues, Cruel Intentions,
List Three CDs You Would Want If Stranded On a Deserted Island: Appetite
for Destruction (Guns N Roses), Physical Graffiti (Led Zepplin), Dr. Feelgood
Marital/Children Status: Getting married in July, zip on the children
Biggest Vice: Fantasy Football WR2s with talent that never produce....Are
you listening Quincy Morgan? David Terrell? I'm talking to you Travis Taylor....
Pet Peeve: When people talk about people I don't know like I do. As
in, "Fred and I went to the bar and Fred says...." WTF is Fred?
Favorite Quote: "Life is unfair, boy, and eventually, somebody's
going to get screwed. More likely then not, it will be a Simpson, so lower your
standards to where you expect nothing and you'll rarely be disappointed."
Favorite NFL Team: Tennessee Titans
Hobbies: Cards, Carpentry, Golf, and an obscure Fantasy Football site...
Dream Car: 911 Turbo, of course.
Scarface or Goodfellas? Scarface in a chainsaw induced rout.
Rather sleep at or on top of Paris Hilton? Flawed. No "behind"