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Clayton Gray Bio

Age: 32

Birthplace: Winston-Salem, NC

College: University of Central Arkansas (home of Scottie Pippen)

College Degree: B.S. in Mathematics

Occupation: Former High School Math Teacher turned Fantasy Football Writer

Current City: Little Rock, AR

Years Playing Fantasy Football: 12

Favorite thing about Fantasy Football: Competition against others based on how well you can predict what will happen in the NFL.

If you were Paul Tagliabue for a Day: I'd be too scared I screw up what is easily the best run professional sports league in the world. Instead, I'd make a large wire transfer to one Clayton Gray in Little Rock, AR.

Something Odd/Different About You: I can touch my nose with my tongue, and I've never heard a female complain about it.

A Brush with Greatness You've Had: Not too many. For you political types, I sat a couple rows behind James Carville and Mary Matalin on a plane to Vegas. Yeah, whoopee! What do you want from me? I live in Little Rock, AR. It's not exactly Grand Central Station.

Favorite Movies/DVDs: Die Hard. Yeah, that's right. Die Hard. That's also my favorite Christmas movie. My #2 overall would be Ocean's 11. My #2 Christmas movie would be Christmas Vacation. I can watch all of these again and again and again.

List Three CDs You Would Want If Stranded On a Deserted Island: Except for the first CD the list pretty much changes every couple of months, but right now I'll go with "Master Of Puppets" by Metallica, "Alive Or Just Breathing" by Killswitch Engage, and "As the Palaces Burn" by Lamb Of God. I'd definitely head bang myself senseless.

Marital/Children Status: Married for almost 10 years to my wonderful wife Holly, and we have a boy on the way in June.

Biggest Vice: I'm absolutely hooked on playing Mahjong Solitaire at Yahoo! I realize that I'm not yet 84 years old, but I can't help it. It's just sooooo much fun.

Pet Peeve: People that drive below the speed limit in the fast lane. It's not that I mind people driving slow, but they need to get in the right lane. Seriously, move the #### over you ####ers.

Favorite Quote: "There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people." - Mr. Garrison

Favorite NFL Team: Growing up, I would have said the Dallas Cowboys, but I don't have one anymore. Playing fantasy football for over a decade (and not living near an NFL team) will do that to you.

Hobbies: Playing basketball and Texas Hold'em. I attempt to get into a regular weight lifting program, but it rarely lasts more than a couple weeks (speaking of, I'm at the end of week two of my current attempt).

Dream Car: Saleen modified Ford Mustang.

Scarface or Goodfellas: I've seen neither. I have seen Lord Of the G-String though. That's a dandy.

Rather sleep at or on top of Paris Hilton? As one of my goals in life is to NOT die from syphilis, I will select 'at'. Plus, she doesn't really do much for me (not that she's too worried about that).

People I'd invite to dinner? Let's assume 'my beautiful and understanding wife' is not an acceptable answer. 1. Jennifer Love Hewitt (because she's a hottie and has never had the chance to meet me). 2. Chad Kroeger (because he'll make me look like an Adonis in comparison). 3. Joe Bryant (because he's loaded and will pick up the tab).

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