Odds and Ends: Week 1

Adam Harstad's Odds and Ends: Week 1 Adam Harstad Published 09/07/2023

Gambling on the NFL is big business, especially after a 2018 Supreme Court decision striking down a federal ban on sports betting. Recent estimates suggest that as many as 46.6 million people will place a bet on the NFL this year, representing nearly one out of every five Americans of legal gambling age. As a result, there's been an explosion in sports betting content, most of which promises to make you a more profitable bettor. Given that backdrop, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Fortunately, you can trust me when I promise that I'm not going to make you a more profitable sports bettor. And neither will any of those other columns. It's essentially impossible for any written column to do so for a number of reasons I'll detail shortly. (I'm not saying it's impossible to be profitable betting on the NFL, just that it's impossible to get there thanks to a weekly picks column.)

This column's animating philosophy is not to make betting more profitable but to make betting more entertaining. And maybe along the way, we can make it a bit less unprofitable in the process, discussing how to find bets where the house's edge is smaller, how to manage your bankroll, and how to dramatically increase your return on investment in any family or office pick pools (because Dave in HR and Sarah in accounting are much softer marks than Caesar's and MGM).

If that sounds interesting to you, feel free to join me as we discuss the weekly Odds and Ends.

Reasons Why I Won't Help You Win More Money (And Neither Will Anyone Else)

There are three main reasons why I'm confident a weekly column isn't going to improve the quality of your picks.

Reason #1: Beating Vegas is Hard

This is the first and most obvious factor. Sports betting is a massive-- and massively profitable-- business for sportsbooks. It's profitable because they spend a lot of time and money ensuring that the lines they set will maximize their profit. Crucially, this isn't because they will make you lose more than you win. Quite the opposite-- if a bettor was winning only 40% of his bets, he or she could just reverse every pick and make a killing. Vegas maximizes its profit by ensuring everyone wins about as many bets as they lose and then skimming the vigorish (or "vig") off the top. (The vig is the fee bookmakers charge for accepting a gambler's bet, usually by changing the amount paid out if the bet is successful.)

This isn't to say that no one has ever been a profitable bettor. But if it were easy to do, as they say, Vegas wouldn't keep building more casinos.

Reason #2: If You Can Beat Vegas, You Don't Talk About It

Imagine for a second that I actually was one of those sharp bettors who could beat Vegas often enough to overcome the vig. Vegas would figure it out fairly quickly and simply stop taking my bets. If I were a profitable bettor, the absolute last thing I would want to do is talk about being a profitable bettor. Instead, I'd want to shut my mouth, keep working whatever edge I found, make as much money as I could before Vegas caught on, and retire young.

Reason #3: Even If You Did Talk About It, Vegas is Listening

This is by far the most important point. Vegas is not a passive observer in this game between bettor and bookmaker. I have spoken to people who really are sharp betting analysts and who actually do publish some of their information, and you know what they've told me? Within five minutes of publishing a new piece, Vegas has moved the betting line so the "good bets" aren't available anymore.

If you take nothing else away, let it be this: the best bettors don't "like" the Colts or the Jaguars this week. Instead, at one price, they like the Colts. At another price, they like the Jaguars. And in between those two prices, they don't like either. Top bettors are exquisitely price-sensitive, and Vegas has a ton of tools at its disposal to manipulate those prices to eat away at any edges someone may have found. Consider the following tweet:

In a column like this, it's very easy to say, "I like the Colts this week +5 points". But there's a big difference between the Colts +5 (+105) and the Colts +5 (-105). (In gambling terms, "+105" means if you bet $100 and win, you'll get $105 back. On the other hand, "-105" means you need to bet $105 just to get $100 back. On the exact same $100 bet, it's the difference between a 105% return and a ~95% return on winning bets.)

So let us pretend for a moment that I had some secret edge over the sportsbooks, and I was willing to share that edge with anyone who read my column. The simple fact of the matter is once Vegas figures that out (and they will, sooner or later), the lines I see when I'm betting will not be the lines you see when you're betting. You and I could both pick the same teams in the same games, and I could turn a profit while you lost money.

In short, the game is rigged.

If It's Almost Certainly Negative Expected Value, Why Bet?

Because betting can be fun. I've had a Netflix account for hundreds of months, and there hasn't been a single one of those months where that account has turned a profit. I lose money every single time I go to the movies. I've seen a negative return on investment on every instrument, video game console, and book I've ever purchased. And that's perfectly okay because I've enjoyed using those things.

Similarly, betting money on NFL games can be a good way to add interest or excitement to a contest you might not otherwise care about. Sweating out the end of a contest with money on the line can be a huge thrill. If you don't enjoy it, certainly don't do it, but if you do enjoy it and you are honest and responsible about the costs, betting on sports can be a fun way to increase your enjoyment. So that's what we're going to focus on. I can't make you more profitable (though I do have one surefire tip to make you less unprofitable: wager less money). But hopefully, we can examine what it is about gambling on football games that makes it fun and emphasize that so we're getting maximum returns on minimum losses.

Lines I'm Seeing

 

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HOME TEAMROAD TEAMOver/Under
KC-4.5DET 53
ATL-3.5CAR 39.5
BAL-10HOU 44
CLE CIN-2.548.5
IND JAX-545.5
MIN-6TB 45.5
NO-3TEN 41
PIT SF-241.5
WAS-7ARI 38
CHI-1GB 42
DEN-3.5LV 44
LAC-3MIA 51
NE PHI-445
SEA-5.5LA 46
NYG DAL-3.546.5
NYJ BUF-2.546.5

Super Bowl Rematch of the Week

Philadelphia (-4) at New England

On September 6th, 2005, the 7-point favorite New England Patriots played the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl XXXIX. The final score was 24-21; the Pats won, but the Eagles covered. I suspect every Eagles player has circled this game on their calendar, looking to exact revenge for that night, so I'm thinking we'll see a flipped script-- I like the Eagles to win and the Pats to cover in yet another 24-21 finish.

Spider-Man Meme Game of the Week

Cincinnati at Cleveland (Under 48.5)

In this thrilling matchup, an Ohio team founded by Paul Brown travels to Ohio to face off against a team founded by Paul Brown. In 1946, Cleveland became the first team in NFL history named after a specific individual, though the name was established through a fan vote and Brown reportedly hated it. (Before anyone objects, I know exactly what you're thinking, but the 1920 Rochester Jeffersons-- or "Jeffs"-- were named after the address of their home field. In fact, there has only been one other NFL franchise named after a specific individual; go ahead and think about it for a minute, and I'll reveal the answer at the end.)

In 1961, however, Art Modell purchased a controlling interest in the team and quickly fired the legendary coach. Brown founded a new franchise across the state in the rival AFL, which merged with the NFL in 1970, resulting in Brown coaching twice a year against the team that was named after him. Paul Brown went 5-7 in his twelve matchups against his former team. It's a bit of a contrarian call, given the quality of their offense, but I expect the Bengals to pay homage to their founder with a 7-5 victory, which is a whopping 36.5 points below the current over/under.

Petty, Nostalgic Pick of the Week

Denver (-3.5) vs. Las Vegas

Growing up in Colorado, Broncos/Raiders games were always circled in red on the calendar. The week leading up to kickoff was known around town as "Hate Week"; plenty of other franchises have their own "hate weeks", too, but Broncos/Raiders was mine. The rivalry has lots a lot of its color since the '90s (mostly because both franchises have struggled to remain relevant for long stretches), but I still remember Al Davis hiring Mike Shanahan to thumb his nose at the Broncos franchise. I remember Davis firing Shanahan after a season and a half and Shanahan accusing Davis of wage theft.

But mostly, I remember Shanahan getting revenge for those stolen wages by returning to Denver and going 21-7 in fourteen seasons, taking every opportunity to run up the score. The rivalry may not matter much anymore, but it mattered then, and it still matters to me. Also, 21-7 seems like a pretty good final score.

PVC Pipe Lock of the Week

Carolina (+3.5) at Atlanta

Why do I like Carolina this week? Is it faith in new rookie quarterback Bryce Young? Skepticism of the viability of Atlanta's ground-and-pound offense in a modern NFL? Maybe the fact that "Atlanta" is merely one city while "Carolina" is two entire states? No: returning readers know that I just pull a number from a (pseudo) random number generator, and the (P)RNG apparently likes the Panthers this week. I'm not one to argue: the random number generator hit 57.1% of its picks last year and was the most profitable part of the entire column.

*Trivia answer: the only other NFL franchise named after an individual is the Buffalo Bills, which joined the league in the 1970 merger with the AFL. "Buffalo Bill" Cody, it should be noted, has no notable connection to the city, the franchise, or the sport of football. But hey, at least it's catchy.

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