Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
Some days I feel this a bit too much.
I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt
— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) October 18, 2025
Fantasy Football:
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) October 19, 2025
I'm just going to drop this one right here.
.@FBI pic.twitter.com/daLZymMT9f
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) October 19, 2025
Related:
“Geno Smith is the worst starting quarterback in the NFL”
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) October 19, 2025
Tua Tagovailoa: pic.twitter.com/yTTTK0H6ln
How it started:
on our way to steal the moon pic.twitter.com/QXXwmRiXHh
— Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) October 19, 2025
How it went:
https://t.co/gdEXX4IagN pic.twitter.com/wZrJcABPNW
— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) October 19, 2025
Truth
Vandy not rushing the field after winning a top 10 game
— Aaron Murray (@aaronmurray11) October 18, 2025
They have arrived!
Yeah, I'm twelve.
Deal with it.
Peacock, home of the Big Turd. pic.twitter.com/HaOp5m162c
— ᴿᵒᵇ ᴮ ♏ (@rlbartosz) October 19, 2025
Thanks to Joey Wright for that one. Who may also be twelve.
Perspective.
— iluhdabears (@BearDownGirl) October 20, 2025
This official got the memo: Protect Jaxon Smith-Njigba at any cost.
Seriously, great job by the official, Nate Jones.
And a good example of why I think officiating should be a relatively young and athletic person's job. I've said for years I'd make officials pass some physical and mental tests. Just makes sense. Also, it helps a ton that Jones was a player and has an inside understanding of the game.
This official is Nate Jones.
— Peter Schrager (@PSchrags) October 21, 2025
Jones was a DB at Rutgers, was a 7th round pick of the Cowboys in 2004, and had a 7 year NFL career.
He's been an official since 2019.
Kudos to him for this and kudos to the ESPN crew who named him on the MNF broadcast. pic.twitter.com/vkBwqbbens
Another angle and the full play;
Official Nate Jones with a better block than any Texans pic.twitter.com/bZsFi8Dufi
— Romano (@Jeffor1) October 22, 2025
God Bless You, Jets fans.
— PEP (@pahrduve) October 21, 2025
Thanks to John Lee for that one.
Keeping pace.
LMFAO WE BACK https://t.co/vZd2CWls3I pic.twitter.com/Ig8RS5dw7I
— Himmy Hardaway (@probloescobar) October 20, 2025
Future Glitch In The Matrix?
We'll see.
The last time the Blue Jays went to the World Series, the Bills went to the Super Bowl!
— Mike Bundt (@Mike_Bundt) October 21, 2025
Just sayin’ 🤔 pic.twitter.com/s8JZcYs0IG
Rodgers with that pre-snap smelling salt bump.
Smelling salts were too strong for Aaron Rodgers 😭
— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) October 17, 2025
“Whoah!” pic.twitter.com/AizvZtghxo
Yes, it's a small sample size. But I put a lot of stock in how a coach can handle adversity.
Winning percentage when QB1 is injured (since 2022):
— it's Jasmin🏈 (@itsJasmin49) October 21, 2025
Kyle Shanahan: 17-7 (.71%)
Zac Taylor: 5-7 (.42%)
Sean McVay: 3-8 (.27%)
John Harbaugh: 2-6 (.25%) pic.twitter.com/5DmKWlSijg
College Football, Man. Part 1.
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 19, 2025
Part 2.
They call themselves Pete’s Peelers. And they’re here to fix OSU football by wearing banana costumes.
— Joe Mussatto (@joe_mussatto) October 18, 2025
There are no bad ideas at this point. pic.twitter.com/wk1fEoZyEs
Packer Fans Thursday night...
Steelers fans watching Aaron Rodgers play out of his mind just for his defense to fail him
— Eli Berkovits (@BookOfEli_NFL) October 17, 2025
Packers fans: pic.twitter.com/7RMjGRc2hS
Jets owner Woody Johnson proves the old saying:
"Always tell the truth.
"But you don't have to say everything you think is true."
This is…a wild thing to say about a player still on the team https://t.co/Jn5HSyLKsS
— JP Acosta (@acosta32_jp) October 21, 2025
The "luckiest" fanbase?
Cleveland fans may be the LUCKIEST fanbase.
— Polymarket Football (@PolymarketBlitz) October 20, 2025
Imagine going from Nick Chubb to Quinshon Judkins.
pic.twitter.com/AV4THvtDZr
I'm sure this will solve the problems.
Lmao so they’re being grounded https://t.co/I5v2qmDvB3
— Brie (@briebrown) October 20, 2025
These Lions are fun.
Superhero celebration with Gibbs doing Spiderman while St. Brown does the Superman leap.
This team is fun.
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) October 22, 2025
📷 courtesy of Robin Buckson of the @detroitnews pic.twitter.com/FnQBTJTpYp
Blame Shanahan.
😂😂
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) October 20, 2025
(via @49ers) pic.twitter.com/7wORROlOYe
Love this accountability from Jaxson Dart.
"I've got to be way better than that. That s--t's unacceptable."
— Giants Videos (@SNYGiants) October 20, 2025
- Jaxson Dart on his late interception pic.twitter.com/ENAibYaSO9
My friend Alfredo Brown is a big Dolphins fan. I posted this in our Footballguys Staff Chat and apologized to him.
— No Context Miami Dolphins (@OutDolphins) October 19, 2025
He replied, "They can’t hurt me anymore Joe."
Hang in there y'all.