Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
Leading with the Music Note this week because it's so good.
Beck's one of my favorite artists, and Nacho Libre is obviously one of the greatest movies ever made.
They combine with the 10,000 Pesos song.
The song on its own is vintage Beck chill.
And it's perfect in the movie.
The Old Days.
I used to call it..."going back to school after Christmas break" https://t.co/udBJ5NVR8B
— Paul Pabst (@PaulPabst) December 17, 2025
Bears fans are built different.
And the label got me too.
The bag being labelled Bears-Browns 12/13 is hilarious https://t.co/LTrdchvWas
— Chuck Naso (@ChuckNaso) December 16, 2025
I don't know how the league fixes this exactly, but there's some truth in this one that shouldn't be ignored.
After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL https://t.co/DUuUSwLGxd pic.twitter.com/LAf95BxNpq
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 15, 2025
It was a tight race, but Notre Dame dug deep like a true champ.
In a shocking last second comeback Notre Dame has pulled ahead of Lane Kiffin for the 2025 “Make it about you” national
— Barstool Bama (@BarstoolAlabama) December 16, 2025
championship https://t.co/o5EY9ROD8L
Related:
To Notre Dame, rest now, my brother. We have the watch. We’ll see you in Valhalla. pic.twitter.com/uyh8RFAgiD
— JMU Sports News (@JMUSportsNews) December 12, 2025
The back-and-forth fun between James Madison and Oregon is what College Football should be.
Uhhh is this real???
— JMU Sports News (@JMUSportsNews) December 11, 2025
Oregon might be the slowest team we’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/ogyYSJ8vJ4
I love that Troy Aikman has reached the stage in his career where he can say what he thinks. I know the cool thing is to rag on broadcasters, but the Buck-Aikman team is so good.
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) December 16, 2025
“That’s ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous.”
No Fun League 🤦♂️pic.twitter.com/sNm1wBH7rN
Knoxville Mood:
Tennessee fans seeing the college football world unify against Diego Pavia pic.twitter.com/HBvszv4b9H
— 🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 (@B1GDuckEnergyy) December 15, 2025
Every guy out there over 40 nodding along...
Ben Roethlisberger when asked if he'd consider coming out of retirement like Philip Rivers:
— Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) December 16, 2025
"Let me tell you, my right arm still works, but it's the rest of my body I'm worried about."
Roethlisberger and Rivers were both drafted in 2004. pic.twitter.com/MffCaUVEh2
Please let this happen.
If he goes to Texas Tech we may need to have an intervention https://t.co/d7T77KNRej
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) December 15, 2025
Yup.
Lazard saw MVS catch that TD from Rodgers and said enough is enough https://t.co/oK07Jc9FsW
— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) December 16, 2025
Related:
#HereWeGo pic.twitter.com/FQSnG7gBcp
— Behind the Steel Curtain (@btsteelcurtain) December 16, 2025
Steelers honoring their guy T.J. Watt.
Cam Heyward: "I don't think I got my leg up high enough."
Cam Heyward said postgame that he, Nick Herbig and Alex Highsmith agreed that if one of them got a sack, they'd do T.J. Watt's sack celebration. Heyward got a sack and did it: "I don't think I got my leg up high enough." #Steelers #NFL @CamHeyward pic.twitter.com/AKMpMJOc3b
— Steelers Depot 7⃣ (@Steelersdepot) December 16, 2025
When Call Of Duty and the NFL cross streams.
Hit him with the stim and brought him back to life 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/nlzfsJ7FL8
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) December 15, 2025
He was cold.
Do not say he’s cold. NOT COLD pic.twitter.com/EPRatmZ9mn
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) December 16, 2025
Getting an A on the group project without doing anything...
Walking into work on Victory Tuesday 🙌 pic.twitter.com/3mjXwGzy3V
— Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) December 16, 2025
I'm with Ian.
Darnell Washington leads the NFL in most fun per reception
— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) December 16, 2025
Case in point:
Darnell Washington in the pros looking like old home movies of NFL RBs in pee wee is insane pic.twitter.com/h4gsW6YRuv
— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) December 16, 2025
I love the balance between "This team never quits" and "This team sleepwalks through the first half".
The Buffalo Bills have won all of these football games. pic.twitter.com/KGVxlDhrWa
— BillsOnReal (@BillsOnReal) December 14, 2025
About that "All his teammates hate him" business...
— rasul (@RasulEra) December 16, 2025
It's not just you. Picking the right QB is hard for NFL GMs too...
Only the panthers could find themselves in this situation three years later https://t.co/i5doYrWH3Q
— Primetime Carolina (@primetimecar) December 15, 2025
It's getting close to Christmas.
Homemade nativity scene pic.twitter.com/JNeWJfnkI0
— Mrs humphrey Bogart ( bacall) (@MrsBacall) December 14, 2025
Maybe not a clear translation...
0-17 pic.twitter.com/p2ouXvtfBC
— The Coachspeak Index (@CoachspeakIndex) January 27, 2025
Non-Football Dogs are Awesome post.
I'm with Andy. Get our man a bigger helmet.
Someone get this man a bigger helmet! pic.twitter.com/JqAdo0kbMT
— Andy Holloway (@AndyHolloway) December 14, 2025
But he's in good company.
Hilarious: Jared Goff said on the Manningcast that he dressed up as Peyton Manning for Halloween as a kid.
— Brad Galli (@BradGalli) October 28, 2025
They laughed about the “red forehead” Jared gets, much like Peyton. pic.twitter.com/Mlu3puMJOO
