Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
Week 12 in three seconds.
— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) November 23, 2025
Plus, the best idea I've heard this week:
New Rule: Jameis Winston’s next contract is with ALL 32 NFL Teams and whenever a starter is out he gets to fill in. Dude is absolutely must watch TV.
— Air Raid | Buffalo (@TheBillsGuys) November 23, 2025
Elite-level celebration.
Old School Mid-West folks may know this one from the Euchre card game.
Instant Celly HOF https://t.co/B0f2ElOYvv
— JetPack Galileo (@JetPackGalileo) November 19, 2025
Accurate.
Ole miss fans this past week. pic.twitter.com/bjGU6EEyhq
— tru_maroon (@tru_maroon) November 24, 2025
Coming to theaters 2027...
make no mistake Sandra Bullock will be playing this woman in a movie at some point pic.twitter.com/oHSUVzebsc
— Mackenzie Brooks (@kenzbrooksbets) November 24, 2025
Some things don't change.
Aaron Rodgers arrived at Solider Field about 20 minutes ago, walked one lap around the field, flipped off a couple of the cameras that were filming and went back inside. Used his right hand to flip the bird, so unclear if he could do it with his left. Status for today’s game…
— Dan Graziano (@DanGrazianoESPN) November 23, 2025
Far be it from me to undermine workplace productivity... But College Basketball Season is here!
Baseball is meant to be watched in person
— Cole Adams (@coleadamss) November 24, 2025
Football is meant to be watched on your couch
College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle
Punter Energy gets me every time.
Jordan Stout says “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED” pic.twitter.com/8b5ohDr3bo
— Kevin Oestreicher (@koestreicher34) November 23, 2025
A good life rule: Always assume there's more to the story.
If you wanted to know why Juan Jennings punched Moehrig at the end of the game…
— Benchwarmer Sports (@bdubsports_) November 25, 2025
HERE IS WHY: https://t.co/bCao8TIHTE pic.twitter.com/FBTttH4jVf
Please let this happen.
I want to see Jaxson Dart throw a touchdown to Jameis Winston before the season is over.
— Kurt Benkert (@KurtBenkert) November 24, 2025
Eagles - Cowboys in one picture.
This George Pickens picture is Iconic… pic.twitter.com/4ILN2vqQQP
— CowboysFanTalk (@Cowboys_FanTalk) November 24, 2025
To be fair, Sanders posted a QB rating above room temperature Sunday, which was some 50 points better than the week before.
But let's pump the brakes a bit on the "66-yard pass completion".
This pass was 8 yards behind the line of scrimmage. https://t.co/ggErU6y5Qo
— Joe (@JoeA_NFL) November 24, 2025
Related. I'm with Emmanuel Acho, we're dropping Heisman poses now for swing pass completions?
Wait for Pavia's Heisman pose 🔥🏆 pic.twitter.com/F3RMrd81D9
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) November 22, 2025
Big Man was moving.
This might be the funniest video you see all week: Panthers DT Tershawn Wharton sprinting off the field - and diving out of bounds - to avoid the 12 men on the field penalty. 😭😭pic.twitter.com/0AYhS2z5dN
— Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) November 25, 2025
Lane Kiffin does it again?
Side (but important) note: The SEC Shorts, like this column, are silly and goofy and really not important.
But shoutout to the woman in the clip, Chelsi Davis, who recently did something very not silly and not goofy and very important.
"Two months ago, Davis was notified that she was a bone marrow match for a patient in the United States fighting Acute Myeloid Leukemia. Chelsi has been on the NMDP (formerly Be The Match) registry since 2017, when she signed up in memory of her grandmother, who passed away from leukemia in her 40s. Her grandmother wasn’t able to find a matching donor, so when Chelsi learned she could help someone else, she didn’t hesitate for a second.
Last week, she flew to Houston, where she donated stem cells from her blood over the course of two straight days. Those stem cells were immediately shipped to the patient’s hospital, where they’re now providing life-giving support in that patient’s fight against cancer.
Chelsi didn’t do any of this for praise or attention. In fact, the only reason she’s allowing us to share her story is the hope that it might encourage someone else to join the registry.
If you’re between the ages of 18–35 and want to sign up, you could be like Chelsi and help save someone’s life. Just follow the link below: my.nmdp.org"
Rock on, Chelsi.
I read this quickly in our Footballguys News Wire:
"Free-agent TE Qadir Ismail (Jaguars) was signed to the Chicago Bears practice squad Monday, Nov. 24."
And thought to myself, "Wow. Qadry Ismail is way too old to play tight end..."
Davante Adams at the goal line is a problem.
Distances on Davante Adams' last 8 TDs:
— Underdog (@Underdog) November 24, 2025
1 yard
1 yard
2 yards
4 yards
3 yards
1 yard
1 yard
2 yards
Best goal line back in the league pic.twitter.com/WgePaJHUzf
The longer I watch this league, the more I'm convinced this is right.
Get these three locked in, and the rest will follow. And of course, the roster matters. But get the GM right, and you'll get the rest right.
Maturing as an NFL fan is realizing, the roster doesn’t matter…
— Swift (@SwiftYouTube_) November 25, 2025
GM, QB, Coach. Figure out the rest later https://t.co/YrbKAhVRUm
Truth.
Everyone at school or work this morning waiting for the Eagles fan to walk in pic.twitter.com/2e8rgspWfP
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 24, 2025
If someone asked me how to be a reporter, I'd tell them to watch and do whatever Holly Rowe does.
Holly is a pro’s pro. So good. Always asks questions that get to the meat of a moment. She “creates space” for her guests in interviews. Textbook. https://t.co/SQNuls24Wg
— Christopher Gabriel (@CGProgram) November 23, 2025
All of us on Sunday.
Me watching Jameis Winston play football: pic.twitter.com/R2bMI8xIq5
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) November 23, 2025
And it wasn't just fans.
Whole league is impressed by what @Jaboowins is doing out there 💯@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X pic.twitter.com/Qrsa3EiIIA
— NFL (@NFL) November 25, 2025