Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
Update.
If a fantasy football season were 9 seconds like this video, we're about four seconds in.
But so far, this feels pretty accurate.
Make sure the sound is on.
A fantasy football season in 9 seconds…
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) September 10, 2023
Can't wait.pic.twitter.com/ocfGdFUuSk
May your weekend be as chill as Jahmyr Gibbs' bye week....
Jahmyr Gibbs during the bye week 😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/hqbNpwXeaP
— 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 (@the_det_times) October 25, 2025
You take the wins where you find them.
Fantasy football didn’t make the top-five least attractive male hobbies!? https://t.co/wZJmbM0XCJ pic.twitter.com/rEinQ3zydF
— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) October 18, 2025
Yes, Young People, this was a thing.
And 100% justified.
Tom Brady used to beat teams then sign autographs for them. AURApic.twitter.com/HbfMW6kuLs
— TB EGO (@TomBradyEgo) October 18, 2025
I said a few weeks ago, I may have to start a Random Shots column for Basketball.
The 2025-26 NCAA D1 Men's Basketball
— NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners (@NCAABuzzerBters) October 14, 2025
"First-Team All Name Team" pic.twitter.com/qlCl1vsIct
Some follow-up investigative journalism for you because you know that's how I roll.
There's a player on Vanderbilt's basketball team named Chandler Bing.
— Conor O'Neill (@ConorONeill_DI) October 17, 2025
And his bio page absolutely delivers. https://t.co/0TPqLmeGhF pic.twitter.com/cywDixiJ5V
Listen to your grandmother.
grandma knows best pic.twitter.com/F4HmpZJ2NR
— Matthew Bové (@Matt_Bove) October 23, 2025
Thanks to Sigmund Bloom for that one.
Ok then.
Within a week we've had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring and sports gambling corruption. We're living in the 1920s.
— Chris Vannini (@ChrisVannini) October 23, 2025
Related: The NBA was rocked this week with a gambling scandal.
Times have changed.
The way the league used to handle gambling issues pic.twitter.com/PboMa0fCF8
— McNeil (@REFLOG18) October 23, 2025
Look away, Vikings fans.
Reminder: The Vikings had Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones on their roster last year. pic.twitter.com/UCYrXLFgyn
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) October 24, 2025
Related. This was the guy who couldn't play because of an injured ankle?
JJ McCarthy (ankle) is inactive tonight
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 24, 2025
pic.twitter.com/h9J6tgIwQv
Also related, Kirk Herbstreit had some interesting comments during the game on Carson Wentz and the "frustration" and how he should do better to "hold some of that emotion in.".
Kirk Herbstreit on Carson Wentz: "When you're the captain of the ship, you're the quarterback, you gotta try to hold some of that emotion in. And I know he's frustrated, and he's hurt, but it's Week 7. There's a long way to go..." #NFL #TNF pic.twitter.com/rPr0GshjJm
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) October 24, 2025
Monday, Ian Rapoport reported that Wentz had suffered a shoulder dislocation that tore his labrum and fractured the socket during the game in London.
Maybe it was a bit more than "frustration".
Nick Saban says he's staying retired.
NEW: Nick Saban shoots down any rumors of returning to college coaching:
— On3 (@On3sports) October 24, 2025
"I want to stay retired. I do not want (Jimmy Sexton) anywhere near Miss Terry. Because when she hears some of these numbers, she gets interested. And I’m not interested."
(via @PatMcAfeeShow)… pic.twitter.com/RVxsMZNXNi
True words right here.
Apart from breakup, what else can make a man be like this? pic.twitter.com/IAs9Vz9JOh
— Yem🌹 (@big_yemm) October 21, 2025
Ben Stevens answered, "Shotgun formation on 4th & inches."
Felt this a little too much.
Chargers offense since last week pic.twitter.com/n7tCvls92P
— . (@boltupnick) October 24, 2025
Related:
Me sitting at the dinner table staring at my 3% win projection: pic.twitter.com/9L7OtlGMdJ
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) October 26, 2025
Tom Brady's social media team deserves a raise.
Tom Brady’s sense of humor is unmatched 😂 pic.twitter.com/jUSTVrxDCB
— TB EGO (@TomBradyEgo) October 25, 2025