Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
These guys won Halloween.
This still is the best Halloween costume of all time. pic.twitter.com/P5VVMaKazh
— GBP Daily - Rob Westerman lll (@GBPdaily) October 31, 2025
Nailed it.
I always appreciate when an athlete throws the Sr. on the jersey. Wasn’t sure if this was you or your little baby son. Thanks for clearing it up. pic.twitter.com/O21vaPkLGI
— Michael Hurley (@michaelFhurley) November 2, 2025
I could do a full newsletter each week with just the emails I receive.
Got this email today:
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) October 29, 2025
“Stop sending me unimportant and annoying mail and letters. POOPYHEAD!!!”
Never a dull moment at Footballguys HQ.
Ok, this is weird.
Tom Brady revealed that his current dog Junie is a clone of his late dog Lua, who died in December 2023, per @baileykrich 🤯
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 4, 2025
The dogs were cloned by Colossal Biosciences, a biotech company that Brady is an investor in, using blood collected prior to Lua's death pic.twitter.com/1yEYrjILqz
I'm with Eli Berkovits. If Aaron Rodgers did this, the internet would melt.
I know it's a small sample size. But never let statistical rigor get in the way of a good post...
Bengals QB sack %
— Dan (@vikesfan27777) November 3, 2025
2021 Burrow: 8.93%
2022 Burrow: 6.34%
2023 Burrow: 6.17%
2024 Burrow: 6.86%
2025 Burrow: 12.20%
2025 FLACCO: 3.89% pic.twitter.com/gJsS9JROsZ
My guy Colin Cowherd is a master of analogies.
"He's like the UPS driver... I love the delivery system, I don't know if the UPS driver is any good."@colincowherd isn't quite ready to buy stock in Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy pic.twitter.com/bsWCjuqIXC
— Herd w/Colin Cowherd (@TheHerd) November 3, 2025
This would be scary.
The bengals offense and the browns defense should simply team up and wreck the league as one team
— John (@JohnHillbery) November 2, 2025
I'm going to drop this one right here...
Costco offering Ozempic at “half price” to members after selling them a 24-pack of steak, box of 1000 frozen nuggets, 20kg mixed dry pasta and 5L tub of Nutella. https://t.co/oqlDjIxHYo pic.twitter.com/rVkD0RzNfl
— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) October 4, 2025
The state of college football in one sentence.
#Saints rookie QB Tyler Shough's first career NFL TD pass goes to 6-year veteran TE Juwan Johnson, a former Oregon teammate of his the 2019 Ducks squad.
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) November 2, 2025
Wild, but true.pic.twitter.com/lgJ2dO6RiS
Rico Dowdle. This week's example of "Don't Give Up".
Rico Dowdle is 3rd in the NFL in rushing. His career path is unlike any I've seen at the RB position:
— Mike Renner (@mikerenner_) November 3, 2025
- Was South Carolina's 2nd-leading rusher his final season in 2019 behind Tavien Feaster
- UDFA in 2020
- 7 total carries his first 3 seasons in the NFL
- Didn't start a game…
Music Note this week. Amazing Grace is one of my all-time favorite songs because it sums up my life. This is a fun version with lots of different musicians and styles from Bonnaroo a while back.
Jordan Love on every drop back...
the duality of man. pic.twitter.com/hW1VgJ8frI
— Relax (@RELAXasf) November 3, 2025
How it started.
Can't wait to see everyone at Jordan's birthday party today!#SmileLikeAPro | @Invisalign pic.twitter.com/mBehvxoLfE
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) November 2, 2025