Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
Aidan Hutchinson had Jameson Williams absolutely losing it.
"He aura farming"
Man i love Jamo πππ https://t.co/7OpyNpTJrk
— AMONG US ST BROWN (@That1LionsFan) November 4, 2026
Perfect.
Gardner Minshew II is like the McRib. He exists for just a limited amount of time. But while he's here, it's spectacular.
— Adam Rank (@adamrank) November 1, 2026
I don't know if new Ravens' quarterback Austin Reed can play at this level.
But I've seen him bring the house down before.
TRENDING: New Baltimore #Ravens quarterback Austin Reed went viral for singing “Love” by Keyshia Cole during the #Bears rookie talent show in 2024. The entire room watched as Reed grabbed the microphone and put on an all-time performance. LEGEND. π€£π€£π€£ https://t.co/GZJGWfpzLg
— MLFootball (@MLFootball) November 4, 2026
Jahmyr Gibbs is good at football.
Jahmyr Gibbs has already had his bye week and still has a 30 point gap between him and the RB2 π
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) November 4, 2026
Part of what I love about football is the weather. Give me cold air, muddy fields, and snow over a perfectly climate-controlled dome any day.
And nobody captured that better than NFL Films and John Facenda.
November π As poetically rendered by NFL Films' John Facenda https://t.co/DcNNpHn0hv
— Kevin Gallagher (@KevG163) November 1, 2026
Thanks to Keith Overton for that one.
Don't give up.
Talking to your friend who dropped to 2-6 in fantasy https://t.co/yTBnXY6HnL
— Underdog (@Underdog) November 3, 2026
We made it.
NO MORE POLITICAL ADS https://t.co/1dWZ0sNQb2
— McNeil (@REFLOG18) November 4, 2026
Well, well, well.
The 49ers to Brandon Aiyuk: https://t.co/HCvg96Yhxs
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) November 4, 2026
Six touchdowns and a microphone? Yes, please.
The beard is temporary, but @JoeyB throws are forever Mic'd up for a historic 6 TD performance π @InsideTheNFL https://t.co/N322OI9VUP
— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) November 4, 2026
The Buccaneers just won a game without completing a single pass.
In the year of our Lord 2026.
Somewhere, a 75-year-old high school football coach is telling everyone he was right all along.
And the Floodgates were opened in Tampa Bay π§οΈ Rain + Football = Cinema @Buccaneers https://t.co/PywWLBpbNL
— Inside the NFL (@insidetheNFL) November 4, 2026
But this is also true.
I would’ve believed a reported sighting of Bigfoot and Tupac playing doubles badminton against D.B. Cooper and Jim Morrison before I believed an NFL team would win a game this century without completing a pass. My entire reality has been shaken.
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) November 1, 2026
It's a big game.
Go vote. πΊπΈ Hotty Toddy. https://t.co/EXWHsJXAOG
— Brennon Chapman (@BrennonChapman) November 3, 2026
Punters deserve love too.
The importance of punters π https://t.co/zvthicOpyc
— SportsBall (@_SportsBall_) November 3, 2026
Music Note of the Week: Billy Strings with "Dust in a Baggie" six years apart.
1. The 2012 House Party.
Billy Strings playing "Dust in a Baggie" at a house party in 2012, long before people knew his name.
The story goes that it was around 3 AM, and somebody asked him to play one of his new songs.
And he did this.
2. The Caverns.
Fast forward six years to 2018. Same song, but now with a full band deep underground in The Caverns, a concert venue carved into the Cumberland Mountains near Pelham, Tennessee.
Still absolutely tearing it up.
Just with better lighting and a few more people watching.
And all the old guys nod...
HILARIOUS: #Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford had a BRUTAL reaction after Aaron Donald failed to recover a fumble. “If anybody knew how hard it is at our age to go down there and get a ball.” Tears πππ https://t.co/UC9P9koPlb
— MLFootball (@MLFootball) November 2, 2026
Seems like yesterday I was railing on Arizona for a crowded running back room.
Sources: #AZCardinals RB Jeremiyah Love is headed to Injured Reserve because of a high-ankle sprain that knocks him out 4-5 weeks. Arizona’s first-round pick has previously been dealing with a different ankle sprain. https://t.co/KpnyNK5Buo
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) November 3, 2026
Since then, Tom Brady changed teams, retired, started a broadcasting career, and became a team owner.
And the Falcons still can't escape 28-3.
28-3 will never die https://t.co/BinJ2nZ9Qs
— Johnny barks (@Johnny_Barks) November 1, 2026
About as political as I get here.
"sir we're up 30 but he still has JSN…" https://t.co/beJuq6w7d0
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) November 2, 2026
Bill Belichick is still not particularly interested in your questions.
“Do you work for a tabloid now? I’‘ll keep my personal relationships to myself if that‘s alright with you.” Bill Belichick wasn't thrilled when asked if he and 25-year-old Jordon Hudson broke up https://t.co/haQYB6kVes
— JM Football (@JomboyMediaFB) November 2, 2026
The world champion Brewers at Lambeau.
The Brewers pulled up to Lambeau field tonight for the Packers game π₯ https://t.co/34WnnnWzs6
— Nosebleed Baseball (@Baseball_NBS) October 30, 2026
And doing Lambeau things.
The @brewers just ran out onto the field and started Lambeau leaping πππ https://t.co/1oVOMWlvMO
— Sam Rogers (@RealSamRogers) October 30, 2026
Christian Watson left the game in an ambulance.
Went to the hospital.
Came back riding shotgun in the ambulance.
Then ran onto the field.
This game.
BY GAWD THAT’S Christian Watson’S MUSIC!! #Packers https://t.co/Fh12RXSlrg
— Casey Baker (@_CaseyBaker) October 30, 2026
My favorite college mascot with my 2nd favorite college helmet.
Western Kentucky bringing these helmets back for Week 9. https://t.co/sr9fV8mt2l
— FB_Helmet_Guy (@FB_Helmet_Guy) October 25, 2026
Another top-10 College Helmet.
Helmet of the Day: Wyoming Cowboys. Possibly a top five college helmet for me. It's not for everyone, but I love the color scheme as well. They have had lots of variations of the bucking horse and rider logo over the years, but they first put it on a helmet back in 1965. Where do you rank this helmet?
— πππ‘π’ππ© πΌπππππ© (@HelmetAddict) October 30, 2026
I don't know a ton about the NBA, but of course I know Inside the NBA.
And you don't need to know basketball to appreciate this.
I love seeing people tell someone how much they mean to them while they're still around to hear it.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24) https://t.co/CJzxzupVcJ
— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) October 28, 2026
Omarion Hampton seemed like such a good idea in August.
confidently picking Omarion Hampton on draft day https://t.co/kNmB8DRABf
— kev mahserejian (@RotoSurgeon) October 29, 2026
I miss Mike Leach.
Mike Leach on Halloween candy π Amazing. https://t.co/3c2NRCuI0A
— SEC Network (@SECNetwork) October 23, 2021
Thanks to Sigmund Bloom for that one.
Rough.
Falcons fans: “Tua Tagovailoa is the worst quarterback in the NFL” Michael Penix Jr. https://t.co/4KApAkhmzQ
— Hater Report (@HaterReport) November 1, 2026
Thank you, Internet.
Back in the day, refs knew how to ref...
October 30, 1983 Will Johnson catches a TD, the referee gives him space to celebrate #Falcons #Patriots https://t.co/CcCQkDz1Cr
— Old Time Football π (@Ol_TimeFootball) October 30, 2026
Pretty much.
The NFC North this season https://t.co/0EQlGibnAZ
— NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) October 30, 2026
Fantasy Football in November.
You’d have to be SICK to start Elijah Mitchell in fantasy this week. Me: https://t.co/vA0WiTIgzW
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) October 30, 2026
This league is better with Gardner Minshew II in it.
Gardner Minshew II when asked how he keeps leading the team following Ryland’s missed XP near the end of regulation A very Minshew answer. Great stuff #AZCardinals https://t.co/wfPM5VmN98
— Dom Tibbetts (@DomTibbettsTV) November 1, 2026
Thanks to Matt Carey for that one.
Is this real?
Please let it be real.
LEFT HAND UP https://t.co/ixRe0X8LVo
— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) November 2, 2026
Does Patrick Mahomes II know about this?
why is Matthew Golden holding the refs handπππ https://t.co/v6XdJ25iQ9
— wok (@wokdior) October 30, 2026
A baffling lack of self-awareness. At best.
π¨TRENDING: Josh Jacobs claims that his TD celebration when he put his hands behind his back was not of himself in handcuffs. He says it was an ode to the gospel song, “Break Every Chain.” https://t.co/4d3ZJh8hPz
— Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport) October 30, 2026
This is what the internet is for.
Imagine putting together an entire halftime show based off of one woman doing a cover of Thunderstruck on xylophone……and having it KICK TOTAL ASS! https://t.co/BH2BWW5ibO
— Hammer and Nigel (@hammerandnigel) November 1, 2026
These Brewers can't miss.
Epic toss by @joe_reinicke33 Miz with the catch and chug! https://t.co/kfWA875Hst
— Jordan Love Bookmarks (@BookmarkerLove) October 30, 2026
What do you call this formation?
That’s one way to get a first down π https://t.co/vKu7bDvzsC
— NFL Retweet (@NFLRT) November 1, 2026
Ouch.
Look out! Tee Higgins gets smoked in the face with a ball during pregame intros. He saw that I got it on video and said “you gotta send that to me.” π Here ya go Tee. @teehiggins5 @adizlady https://t.co/ifNZmL4lsf
— Joey DeBerardino (@JoeyDeBerardino) November 1, 2026
We were this close to a Sexy Dexy touchdown.
Boye Mafe forces the fumble and Dexter Lawrence II scoops it up for the turnover. I thought we were about to see an electric touchdown rumble for a moment… https://t.co/vZTUsXTZiv
— Bengals & Brews (@BengalsBrews) November 2, 2026
Things move pretty fast around here.
Imagine telling someone that in Week 9 these QBs would be starting: Cardinals - Gardner Minshew II Seahawks - Drew Lock Giants - J.J. McCarthy Eagles - Joe Milton III Browns - Shedeur Sanders Ravens - Joe Fagnano
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) November 4, 2026
Wrapping with this one.
Shaan Puri is a guy I like and he shared something in his newsletter this week I loved.
He mentioned an old book called Your Word Is Your Wand, by Florence Scovel Shinn. One of the ideas is that the words we use have more power than we realize. Especially the words we say to ourselves.
He shared a simple change he's made in his life.
He's replaced "have to" with "get to."
You don't have to pick your friend up at the airport. You get to.
You don't have to take your kids to practice. You get to.
You don't have to call your parents. You get to.
I love that.
And I know it's not always that simple. There are plenty of things in life that really are hard. Changing a couple of words doesn't make the hard things go away.
But I wonder how many things we look at as obligations are actually things we're fortunate to be able to do.
I think about that especially with family and friends. The things that sometimes feel like interruptions or inconveniences are often the very things we'll wish we could do one more time someday.
There are a lot of things in life I don't have to do.
I get to.
I'm going to try to remember that. (In case you haven't realized it, most of these closing notes are aimed directly at myself.) Rock on.
Thank you for being part of this goofy journey with us.
And thanks to Footballguys Keith Overton, Phil Alexander, Dave Kluge, Sigmund Bloom, and Clayton Gray for the help. If you've got a Random Shot of your own, email me at bryant@footballguys.com.
Thanks for playing along, and I hope you make the most of whatever you're doing in your life. Love your neighbor and stick together.
Peace and Grace to you.
J
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