Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
My guy Mike Kash with the perfect caption for this one:
"Your uncle 7 Miller Lites deep against your 9-year-old cousin in the Turkey Bowl"
Darnell Washington Pulls Off The Crazy Toe Tap In The Back Of The End Zone On Kool-Aid McKinstry. He Catches It Right Over McKinstry's Head And Somehow Keeps His Feet In Bounds. This Looks Like A Touchdown To Me. Big Man With Ballerina Feet. Six. π― https://t.co/czGA7HBUXq
— SM Highlights (@SMHighlights1) October 25, 2026
I could stop right here.
But I won't.
The best possible outcome of the J.J. McCarthy situation is Jameis Winston getting just enough snaps to keep him in the league another five years.
We need this man.
Jameis Winston played duck duck goose after his touchdown for the Giants π (via @NFLonFOX) https://t.co/FnAUvnVVUk
— The Sporting News (@sportingnews) October 25, 2026
Jameis Winston unintentionally the funniest player of all time This is how QBs in Disney movies call out the snap count π https://t.co/TTNY9RxAfv
— NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) October 25, 2026
That flag was personal.
Ref throwing the flag from his back is killing me πππ https://t.co/Y8AxcpKOdb
— Tony Clements (@TonyCMKE) October 25, 2026
Do not test this.
Sending a Manning on a naked bootleg is undefeated https://t.co/0wn7R9YFqv
— NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) October 25, 2026
It's a long flight home from Europe. And much better if you win.
Iced out Rodgers https://t.co/mbF4jUSsHH
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) October 25, 2026
God Bless Engineers.
Virginia football literally duct taped a camera to their goalpost to show the world there IS a better way to review field goals https://t.co/AGHtLdHXSl
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 24, 2026
I don't know how many teams practice a coordinated celebration for drawing the defense offsides.
But I'm glad Detroit is one of them.
Plus, I'm with @color_me_bradd, Jahmyr Gibbs doing the Scooby Doo was too good.
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 π (πΊ FOX) https://t.co/FGZx70mXbp
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 25, 2026
Another angle with the whole team.
NEW ANGLE OF THE ENTIRE #LIONS TEAM DANCING IN THE #PACKERS FACES AFTER GETTING THEM TO JUMP OFFSIDES. THIS IS TRULY DIABOLICAL. πππ https://t.co/5fMiypHaLp
— MLFootball (@MLFootball) October 26, 2026
Ok, then.
Chris Ballard leaving the Colts with no first round pick and Daniel Jones on a 88 million dollar contract https://t.co/s2ZbHoH7WY
— Ryan (@RegressionIsDue) October 27, 2026
George Pickens had a night.
1 touchdown 1 attempted hurdle 1 blown kiss to the cheerleaders All in a days work for George Pickens https://t.co/eGQgJR0Non
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 27, 2026
Philadelphia has some of the most iconic food in America. And with a national TV audience watching, THIS is what they bring out for the broadcast crew?
The "Tush Push Tater"?
That's a tough look for a city that knows how to eat.
Tush Push Tater!!! π³π³ https://t.co/CJkIzA5Pdf
— Leo Harmon (@leo3688) October 26, 2026
Michael Irvin is a hugger.
Watching a game with Michael Irvin is an experience. https://t.co/Y27qjTDHYf
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) October 27, 2026
Music Note of the Week: The Avett Brothers with "I Killed Sally's Lover."
From their 2003 album A Carolina Jubilee, this is the Avetts at their best. Part bluegrass, part punk rock, and about as much energy as you can squeeze out of acoustic instruments. So good.
For a little Knoxville (my hometown) music history, here's the Avett Brothers playing the same song at the old Disc Exchange on Chapman Highway in the afternoon before a show in 2007.
This is raw, wonderfully chaotic, and about as far from a polished studio performance as you can get. Stick around for the 1:50 mark, when Scott on the banjo goes to the next level.
I love this stuff.
Last week I wrote about "Being someone's #31". About being the person who cheers the loudest for somebody else.
This throwback clip of Seth Small's family watching him kick the game-winner against Alabama is another favorite.
I love the mom who just prays and can't even watch.
Cheer for your people.
Seth Small's family watching him kick the game-winning field goal to shock Alabama in real time is everything π @AggieFootball (via @cameron_worthy, @CBSSports) https://t.co/D2UwtB8Y43
— The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) October 11, 2021
Syracuse by 100.
Syracuse is debuting Otto the Orange helmets for the first time ever on Halloween (Via: @CuseFootball) https://t.co/sl2WbvYij8
— OutKick University (@OutKickU) October 26, 2026
I know it's cool to criticize announcers, but I think most of them do a remarkably good job at something that's a lot harder than it looks.
I'm a big fan of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. And I thought this was a really touching moment as they remembered their friend and colleague David Moulton.
Troy Aikman was emotional as ESPN remembered David Moulton on the Cowboys-Eagles MNF broadcast. πΊποΈβ€οΈ https://t.co/Ke7wL3orrD
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) October 27, 2026
A catcher throwing a rope to second base with pinpoint accuracy is one of my favorite things in baseball.
Nick Fortes shows off the cannon to end a phenomenal defensive inning for the Rays! https://t.co/yua0zM3KXJ
— Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) October 27, 2026
I'm not a soccer guy, but this was impressive.
A goal worthy of a Ballon d'Or winner π #ballondor https://t.co/fmjzpaVkBT
— UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) October 26, 2026
Side note, if they make a movie, Nicolas Cage is a lock.
English soccer star Harry Kane has won the Ballon d’Or! π https://t.co/wVyAsHm2uv
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 27, 2026
I miss Wade Phillips.
"There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass." Wade Phillips off the top π https://t.co/2yKnOxxT78
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) October 27, 2026
Jalon Daniels grew up an Aaron Rodgers superfan. His bedroom was apparently Packers everything, right down to the carpet.
The broadcast spent the entire game wondering if he'd get a jersey swap with his hero.
Didn't even have to ask.
Jalon Daniels didn't even have to ask... Aaron Rodgers is nothing like the media wishes he was. https://t.co/zZgAsHl9cF
— Eli Berkovits (@BookOfEli_NFL) October 21, 2026
Thanks to Dylan McCarty and Keith Overton for that one.
Interesting times.
We get it: Howie Roseman is the greatest GM in sports, and Jeff Lurie has no peer as the best owner in the league.
But where are they with the pressers on the Jalen Hurts blood clot situation?
Instead, they send Nick Sirianni, the guy who struggles to explain what offense they’re running, to talk about blood coagulation?
At least Lurie got to induct himself into the Eagles Hall of Fame.
Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie gets inducted into the Eagles Hall of Fame and gets his Hall of Fame jacket https://t.co/GyYg33zycY
— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) October 27, 2026
Not to be outdone, Jay-Z selected Jay-Z for the Super Bowl halftime show.
Rough night for self-awareness.
Thanks to Nick Wright for that one.
How?
JSN through first 7 weeks in 2025: 50 REC 819 Yards 4 TDs JSN through first 7 weeks in 2026: 58 REC 867 Yards 8 TDs HE GOT BETTER?! πππ
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) October 26, 2026
Ummm, Cris?
Cris Collinsworth straight up leaving the broadcasting booth after Patrick Mahomes II threw an INT is one of the funniest moments of the season https://t.co/C3hpL1jjBT
— NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) October 26, 2026
I thought he'd be good. But wow, Mike Tomlin is fantastic.
“Najee Harris spoke out and now he’s unemployed.” Man, I’m not going to lie, I knew Tomlin would be great on TV but him being unafraid to take shots at anyone (including his own guys) makes him 100x better. Just a match made in heaven. https://t.co/f8qTYXallB
— The Burgh Bulletin (@burghbulletin) October 27, 2026
Ian knows.
People are asking why Saquon is in the game like the Eagles didn't almost just kill Jalen Hurts like two weeks ago
— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) October 27, 2026
I like when athletes appreciate their fans, but I can see how this would get tiring. Dan Marino was not messing around.
Lmao the GOAT not taking shit from anyone π€£π https://t.co/XubDqZgWTR
— Rizzy Balboa (@Mr_TsCulture) October 27, 2026
Steve Smith: Fantasy Football GM
This will never not be funny https://t.co/hwSvrZ5cc8
— Footballism (@FootbaIIism) October 25, 2026
It's a beautiful game.
A-Town https://t.co/0plniBV10E
— Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) October 27, 2026
Ouch.
These ads are so stupid.
Boxer Canelo Álvarez shows off all the hard work he puts in for new campaign with Kalshi https://t.co/RoSCorJwcc
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 27, 2026
To be fair, their bar was low.
A live feed of Stafford's headset with Sean McVay in his ear would be fun.
My wife’s Starbucks order https://t.co/8K31RliGvX
— KJ π’ (@SeminoleKJ) October 27, 2026
Who wants to know how players normally line up in the huddle?
Random Shots readers.
How do teams position themselves in a huddle? Using player tracking data, here’s a look at the median position for each player in a huddle for each team’s most common offensive lineup. https://t.co/2MPIaz3aiy
— Tom Bliss (@DataWithBliss) October 27, 2026
The holding his nose was perfect.
Actual tears bro ππ https://t.co/W8YiH75PLD
— Harmz2k (@Harmz2kk) October 27, 2026
New Mexico's Jason Eck is my new favorite college coach.
Go Lobos.
This is the proper way to explain injuries to the media https://t.co/3n3PY3Il9p
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) October 28, 2026
Apparently the feeling is mutual.
Good night, Lobo Nation π https://t.co/SVuJmRbawt
— New Mexico Football (@UNMLoboFB) October 25, 2026
Baseball figured out how to make replay reviews entertaining. Football, please take note.
Maybe the most memeable clip of the postseason thus far https://t.co/kHPNAB833s
— Vincent Hesprich (@VinceHesprich) October 28, 2026
Two things.
- Go Vote
- The Political ads are almost over.
We can do this.
Mood next week when all these political ads finally go away https://t.co/1dWZ0sOo0A
— McNeil (@REFLOG18) October 28, 2026
Don't mess with Big Red.
Western Kentucky’s mascot Big Red got into it with a Delaware wide receiver he scored a touchdown ππ https://t.co/3VdzkqX7ZT
— Bet105 (@bet_105) October 28, 2026
Also, does Delaware know Michigan copied their helmets?
My NBA coverage for the week.
Josh Hart is too funny π https://t.co/AqthsdfTC4
— OutKick (@Outkick) October 28, 2026
Back when some teams shared a stadium with the baseball team...
October 28, 1973 Greg Pruitt makes his way through the mud and vicious a facemask to score a TD #Browns #DawgPound https://t.co/0vO5Qghu3U
— Old Time Football π (@Ol_TimeFootball) October 28, 2026
What a throw and catch.
Just a ridiculous throw & catch π³ https://t.co/vu79HbZ4l3
— Coach Dan Casey (@CoachDanCasey) October 27, 2026
Quenton Nelson demonstrating "Find Someone To Hit"
Still remember Quenton Nelson as a draft prospect in 2018. One of the best clips that I’ve ever seen while studying an IOL prospect. https://t.co/W6kjkfydkc
— Jordan Reid (@Jordan_Reid) October 27, 2026
Seamless.
Cam Skattebo touchdown and backflip into his own State Farm commercial is an all-time aura moment π https://t.co/Eg5tMJfAr8
— Hater Report (@HaterReport) October 25, 2026
Joe Burrow Rope-A-Doped 'em.
Per ESPN Research, the Ravens are the 3rd team in NFL history to lose a game by 20+ points after leading by 13+ points at halftime. Other two times it happened: 1950 and 1941.
— Ben Baby (@Ben_Baby) October 25, 2026
Thanks to Matt Carey for that one.
I think I'd like Hockey.
Michael McCarron accidentally knocked over this dude’s beer, so he came back & handed him a 20 Legend https://t.co/zftnQEsiXu
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 25, 2026
Lots of parity these days in College Football.
Meanwhile in Ann Arbor https://t.co/SUuufFz2XS
— McNeil (@REFLOG18) October 24, 2026
If you were thinking that Josh Allen touchdown flip pass looked familiar...
@JJWatt nailed this comp @JoshAllenQB's flip pass looked just like this Brett Favre play from 1996 π― https://t.co/YhSrqSzlRS
— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) October 19, 2026
Wrapping with this one.
Coaches DREAM of players like this π― https://t.co/5DAGBWL5rS
— Footballism (@FootbaIIism) October 17, 2026
We all know a play isn't over just because it looks like it's over.
And sometimes I wonder how often we forget that in the rest of our lives.
Sometimes we give up on things not because they're impossible, but because we've already decided how they're going to end.
Don't be too quick to make that decision.
Thank you for being part of this goofy journey with us.
And thanks to Footballguys Keith Overton, Phil Alexander, Dave Kluge, Dylan McCarty, Nick Wright, and Clayton Gray for the help. If you've got a Random Shot of your own, email me at bryant@footballguys.com.
Thanks for playing along, and I hope you make the most of whatever you're doing in your life. Love your neighbor and stick together.
Peace and Grace to you.
J