Texas Stooges Dynasty Deep Dive: Current Season and Future Value Grades Are In

Howdy, Texas Stooges! We’re diving deep into your dynasty league, where the stakes are high not just for this season but for years to come. This report breaks down how each team stacks up in terms of current season competitiveness and their long-term dynasty outlook. With 12 teams battling it out, the mix of seasoned stars and fresh talent makes for a wild ride.

Looking at this year’s grades, Poseidon's Kiss and Cocaine & Hookers are leading the pack with strong A- marks and projected points over 100, showing they’re primed to make a serious playoff push. On the flip side, Chico's Bail Bonds and $ 1807 Eggs and Bacon are struggling to keep pace, with C- and C+ grades respectively. When we shift to dynasty future value, Cocaine & Hookers shines brightest with an A+ grade, signaling a powerhouse for years ahead, while teams like Titty City face a tough road with a D+ outlook.

Remember, this league’s scoring includes return yards, adding a unique twist to player value. And since it’s not superflex, QBs are important but not overwhelmingly so. Let’s break down who’s built to win now, who’s stacking for the future, and who might need to shake things up to climb the standings.

Best Team

Poseidon's Kiss

🎯 Steal Sniper

Worst Team

Chico's Bail Bonds

📊 Depth Chart Darling