Pole Assassin's Monkey
Pole Assassin's Monkey
Texas Stooges
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Pole Assassin's Monkey Team Analysis Is Here - Current Season AND Future Value Breakdown
Welcome to the Pole Assassin's Monkey report from the Texas Stooges dynasty league! This deep dive covers both how your team stacks up for the current season and what kind of dynasty value you’re sitting on for the next 2-5 years. With a solid overall grade of B- this year, you’re competitive but not quite elite, and your playoff chances hover in the middle range, so there’s room to maneuver and improve. The league’s 12-team format with standard 1QB, 2RB, 2WR, 1TE, and 1Flex roster spots means every position group matters, and your team’s construction reflects some interesting strengths and weaknesses.
Your wide receiver group shines bright this season, earning an A+ grade, while your running backs and quarterbacks show a bit more inconsistency. The tight end spot is a strong asset now and looks promising for the future. However, your touchdown production is a glaring weak spot, dragging down your overall scoring potential. Looking ahead, your dynasty future value holds promise in the WR and TE groups but raises some concerns at RB and QB. Let’s break down the details and see how you can leverage your roster to reach the playoffs and build a winning dynasty foundation.
Your Grades By Position
Quarterback
Running Back
Wide Receiver
Tight End
Team Defense
Kicker
Quarterback
Running Back
Wide Receiver
Tight End
Team Defense
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Your Dynasty Grades
The above grades are for the current season. These grades reflect the longer term outlook of your team over the next 2-5 years.
Overall
Quarterback
Running Back
Wide Receiver
Tight End
Team Defense
Kicker
Overall
Quarterback
Running Back
Wide Receiver
Tight End
Team Defense
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Playoff Chances
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Position Upside Potential
Breakout potential by position - more stars indicate greater upside opportunity