Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
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Note to Roger Goodell: It's for the good of the league.
Can’t stop thinking about Jameis on the Bengals.
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 15, 2025
They have a MNF, two SNF, and a TNF game in the next 2 months. Please @NFL, step in pic.twitter.com/jxE0VYkSlT
It's a tough job.
The before and after of having the hardest jobs in the world.
8 years as President
8 years as President
2 weeks of being Chicago Bears HC
Editor's Note: We had to pull in the image for it to be seen in full here. To see the original tweet, please click here.
Jayden Reed, while on Truth Serum (Pain Meds)
(NSFW language)
#Packers WR Jayden Reed went live on Instagram after collarbone surgery — and let’s just say… the meds were working.
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) September 16, 2025
“Packers to the Bowl, bruh. We turnt! We going all the f***** way.”
😂😂
(via @SleeperPackers)
pic.twitter.com/78lVQTseaD
Colts punter Rigoberto Sanchez hasn't had much to do this season...
2025 @Colts punter highlights 🔥🔥 @Rigojio88 | @PatMcafeeShow pic.twitter.com/XBMBb9W0Dp
— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) September 16, 2025
Thanks to Cory Spala for that one.
Peyton Manning pulling the curtain back here.
Peyton Manning on halftime adjustments:
— Justin M (@JustinM_NFL) September 16, 2025
"I don't think I ever made a halftime adjustment in my entire 18-year career. It's the biggest myth in football, the halftime adjustment. You eat a couple of oranges & use the restroom."
Topic on #Titans Twitter. pic.twitter.com/UCIr4wRXWK
Listen to my friend, Ian.
It's a humbling game.
August: I’m going to draft Mark Andrews and Colston Loveland to the same fantasy team. Andrews will get me through the early-season stretch where Loveland chills, then we’ll be great from there.
— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) September 16, 2025
Week 3: You know, Cade Otton is getting healthier and could have an okay floor
I'm down with this.
They should really renovate Denver and Baltimore to look like this pic.twitter.com/edAd6cXdOx
— Pat 🐺 (@CFB_Pat) September 16, 2025
As if you needed a reminder, it's a difficult game to predict...
Just like we all expected, the NFL leading passers through 2 weeks are Russell Wilson (618) and Daniel Jones (588) 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AUvEAib9Cp
— Bovada (@BovadaOfficial) September 17, 2025
Big Cat with Week 2
🚨Week 2 NFL Computer Power Rankings 🚨
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 16, 2025
Feel free to discuss and debate pic.twitter.com/7IWeEJu1ya
This was just mean.
Brutal Cleveland @ThePlainDealer headline today
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) September 15, 2025
“At least the kicker didn’t miss” 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/HjGM2g1C59
I felt this one a little too much.
Rookie RB Drafters heading into Week 1
— Theo Gremminger (@TheOGfantasy) September 16, 2025
Vs.
Rookie RB Drafters heading into Week 3 pic.twitter.com/4LbBHG9Ijm
This Chargers team is fun.
Jim Harbaugh on Khalil Mack’s injury:
— Qsama bin Johnston (@QsamaBJohnston) September 16, 2025
“To Khalil: Rest now brother, we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.” pic.twitter.com/Et9zHAECj9
Although this has me a little nervous.
— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) September 16, 2025
I love Isiah Pacheco's energy. But he's not wrong here.
Billy this is Isiah Pacheco. He had the best size-adjusted speed score in his draft class. His only defect is he runs with the vision of an opossum. pic.twitter.com/Kq4oTIGuwL
— Adam Best (@Arrowhead_Adam) September 16, 2025
Old Guy still has a little juice left.
Also, a good reason to step back a little and watch the whole game. This play got little attention because the receiver didn't make a good catch. But impressive.
Aaron Rodgers arm is still ridiculous pic.twitter.com/4S8lpm9NU3
— Mike Renner (@mikerenner_) September 15, 2025
I'll always be on the island that I don't hate "meddling" owners. I'd be exactly the same way if I bought an NFL team.
Loved this. And it's not new for her.