Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
Diving straight into the music.
This may be the greatest page ever from the Sears catalog - hang on, being told that's AC/DC. https://t.co/j3iqlayhSC
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) October 6, 2026
In honor of this beautiful photo, the Music Note This Week is a classic from my childhood.
As always, bonus points for the bagpipes.
Nothing heals a nagging back injury like a new contract...
Joey Porter Jr.. is set to play for the Dallas Cowboys days after being traded from Pittsburgh, but the team is expected to limit his snaps vs Houston. One source estimated about 30 snaps or so, depending on the flow of the game.
— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) October 4, 2026
Love this guy.
Athan Kaliakmanis looks like someone you'd find chilling at a London pub waiting to watch some futbol with the boys https://t.co/x61w4ZU44D
— Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT (@jmthrivept) October 4, 2026
Plus.
Got a little Kirk cousins in him https://t.co/DF1idU3YHp
— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) October 4, 2026
So good.
Sign at Chicago bar last night…. https://t.co/rNzuVo9wpd
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 4, 2026
Inside joke alert for you folks that mostly stick to the NFL: "The Fighting Librarians" is a pretty great nickname for Northwestern, one of the Big Ten's more academically inclined schools. Especially after a 34-13 beatdown of Penn State.
How can this be possible? Buckle up and make the most of life as time flies.
Thursday night will be CeeDee Lamb's 100th career game with the Dallas Cowboys. Time flies.
— RJ Ochoa (@rjochoa) October 6, 2026
This seems like yesterday.
THROWBACK: CEEDEE LAMB GRABBING THE PHONE AWAY FROM HIS GIRL ON DRAFT NIGHT. πππ All-time draft moment. https://t.co/qtSZaKucBi
— MLFootball (@MLFootball) April 23, 2025
Truth.
You can spend the entire offseason simulating out different versions of the 2026 NFL season and not one would have gotten to Athan Kaliakmanis throwing passes to Austin Ekeler
— Tej Seth (@tejfbanalytics) October 4, 2026
Thanks to Clayton Gray for that one.
Life isn't exactly fair.
Neither is the NFL.
Guess which one is roughing the passer lol https://t.co/TAnl7tgptJ
— ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) October 4, 2026
Whenever I think AI is going to solve predicting football, I remember plays like this. Tipped pass. Offensive lineman catches it. First down. Good luck putting that in the model. Football remains mysterious. And sometimes wonderfully ridiculous.
Just how they drew it up https://t.co/gdenSUaryF
— NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) October 4, 2026
Travis Hunter is special.
A juke of all time on Travis Hunter's INT https://t.co/EINjiiD4Bq
— π₯Aidanπ (@realballknwer) October 4, 2026
Tee Higgins after the game.
Tee Higgins checking twitter after going for 11-157 and only seeing himself getting juked tf out by Travis Hunter on a play that didn't even count https://t.co/CATVFJLpyb
— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) October 5, 2026
Two things can be true at the same time.
- Never apologize for a win.
- This feels accurate.
The Minnesota Vikings making their way to 4-0 with the worst NFL offense ever assembled https://t.co/SlEIimX6iS
— NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) October 5, 2026
You can't ring a doorbell in Anytown, USA, anymore without winding up on camera.
Somehow this official thought an NFL sideline was the exception.
NFL official appears to yell "F*** YOU. F*** YOU." at Trey McBride π McBride laughs as he realizes the interaction was caught on camera. (via NFL) https://t.co/E3nV4MxHZ4
— Football Forever (@fballforeverhq) October 4, 2026
Special Teams Matter.
well done https://t.co/L4jhMSK8eb
— Coach Dan Casey (@CoachDanCasey) October 4, 2026
I didn't know RIc Flair had a daughter. If I had known, this is exactly what I would have expected.
WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair did NOT hold back when banging the drum for the Panthers. π₯ πΊ Sunday Night Football: Lions at Panthers on NBC & Peacock https://t.co/ngypFxfH8V
— Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) October 5, 2026
The Eagles had 75 net passing yards at halftime Sunday. They finished the game with 68.
Related.
Here's a video I took of the Rams coaching staff taunting Eagles fans after the game-winning touchdown. The Rams coaches started to bang on the windows and flip off Eagles fans which caused retaliation (which also isn't right). https://t.co/BzpSckDvJL
— RB (@RBPhillyTake) October 4, 2026
Every team should have an Aerospace Engineer backup QB. The Passtronaut, Joshua Dobbs.
HE IS HOUDINI π @josh_dobbs1 https://t.co/RjS7tuEe1D
— NFL (@NFL) October 1, 2026
Thanks to Mike Green and Joe Bidwell for that one.
Matchups matter.
The best QBs in fantasy football this year: QB1: Josh Allen (28.6 PPG) QB2: Whoever Faces The Lions (28.4 PPG)
— Frank Ammirante (@FAmmiranteTFJ) October 5, 2026
Thanks to Craig Lakins for that one.
I'm down with Chick-fil-A on this.
AI can be fun and useful in some ways. But in the big picture, our game is about human connection. And that's what we'll continue to provide for you.
Chick-fil-A says they will never use AI to take drive-thru orders "We really want that hospitality to be human to human" https://t.co/ef5NmZZJZ6
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 6, 2026
The Saints were excited for Monday Night. Atlanta had other plans.
Monday Night Football Unreleased Cover https://t.co/pXX3M8ZC4O
— Courtside (@courtsideapp) October 6, 2026
Also: Fantasy Owners Monday Night...
"It doesn't matter if it's Brian or Bijan..." ACTUALLY IT MATTERS A LOT, JOE.
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) October 6, 2026
Cooper is my favorite Manning.
Cooper wanted Eli to be named "Herschel Walker Manning" π "I would have been a great athlete if I was named Herschel Walker." https://t.co/g4kQsvgZTW
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) October 6, 2026
Whoever's running social at The Weather Channel deserves a raise.
Never deleting this app https://t.co/UaWof6AJ1x
— Chuy β (@YoungChuy23) October 6, 2026
Every time.
My opponent's player: Questionable to return → comes back and scores a TD My player: Questionable to return → out for the year π https://t.co/BiigLNpLrd
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) October 6, 2026
Steve Gleason with the line of the night.
Amazing.
"Peyton, unfortunately for both of us, long before I hit the ball, I [would] hit your forehead." Steve Gleason had jokes on the ManningCast π€£ https://t.co/VsAEWRiHef
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) October 6, 2026
The Pope wasn't playing.
Did the president of Montenegro not realize that we have a ball knower Pope now?
— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) October 5, 2026
My favorite comment: "That 'Okay' did not give him an inch"
Bijan Robinson explained in one 75-second video.
Bijan Robinson once per game https://t.co/A4CDZPSfqP
— Mike Kash (@FFMikeKash) October 6, 2026
Fun video from Raiders practice where players were asked to wish Fernando Mendoza a happy birthday.
The Raiders doing Fernando Mendoza impressions is absolutely incredible π π₯: @Raiders https://t.co/GQae2rLREq
— Bussin' With The Boys (@BussinWTB) October 2, 2026
The internet loved seeing the old guys argue Thursday night.
Aaron Rodgers to Mike McCarthy: "What the f***? CALL IT." Mike McCarthy: "Fu**ing as*hole." https://t.co/QeMjHrnVWq
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) October 2, 2026
They tend to skip past the part where this happened in the middle of a 17-play, 78-yard touchdown drive that ate nearly 10 minutes off the clock. Pittsburgh scored a few minutes later.
No need to let context get in the way of a good story, as sometimes grown-ups talk mean to each other on the way to the endzone. It's not how I normally do it. But I also recognize there are lots of ways to get things done.
On that note, he's not the same guy who won back-to-back MVPs in 2020 and 2021. But he's not completely done.
This angle is INSANE. Bro is 42-YEARS-OLD! Vintage Aaron Rodgers throw. https://t.co/k8WQXkHkTb
— Hater Report (@HaterReport) October 2, 2026
Who would have thought it...
πππ https://t.co/1uMJM6DJZf
— Yvette (@bougiesports) October 2, 2026
Todd Monken is apparently a chip off the Bill Parcells block when it comes to kickers.
Ladies and Gentlemen… Chill Parcells. https://t.co/wE0OlsCy8Z
— Casey Kinnamon (@CaseKnowsBall) October 2, 2026
T.J. Watt has different rules.
Didn't even know this was an optionπππ
— JJ (@chiefswiftdom) October 2, 2026
As I often say, some of the best things in sports aren't about sports.
So good.
Caitlin Clark did the Iowa Wave with kids from the Children's Hospital This is what it's all about https://t.co/MVIQNJZpyI
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 3, 2026
Best (and longest) pass for Denver this week.
Crazy thing is this is longer then any pass Bo Nix threw all day today
— matt (@Lemonwinner) October 5, 2026
The Little Brown Jug has been around since 1903, making it one of college football's oldest rivalry trophies. Minnesota brought it home Saturday, and P.J. Fleck was fired up.
Also, watch the water bottle. He stashes it behind the jug before the photo op without missing a beat. Man's got skills.
WHAT A DAY γ½οΈ #SkiUMah #Gophers #RTB https://t.co/BJAuZdAbyf
— Minnesota Football (@GopherFootball) October 3, 2026
Into my veins.
Spin move on the air is CRAZY ππ https://t.co/wsu63rjf8A
— Hater Report (@HaterReport) October 4, 2026
Prayers up for Josh.
Josh Allen takes an extremely dirty hit from the Patriots. This should've been a 15 yard penalty and suspension!! A big 6'5 Josh Allen would never fall over this easily if he wasn't hit hard. Not a flop!! https://t.co/QUxN2EGq9S
— Rate the Refs (@Rate_the_Refs) October 4, 2026
Friends.
Cody Haddad - who transferred from Ohio State to Iowa this season - is swarmed by his old Buckeye teammates. https://t.co/OxmW6cave0
— Mitch Fick (@MCFick) October 3, 2026
Well done, Sir.
Dominick Critelli, a 105-year-old World War II veteran, played the national anthem on a saxophone at the Islanders-Devils game. https://t.co/f08AODB1sH
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) October 4, 2026
Wrapping with a fun story.
https://t.co/WmjTbstKMd
— globalmindapparel (@globalmindlove) August 9, 2026
Thanks to Scott Sexton for that one.
Just one more reminder to be kind. And not expect anything in return. Sometimes crazy good things happen like this story. Usually though, nothing wild happens, and you just know you did the kind thing. Which is plenty.
Rock on.
Thank you for being part of this goofy journey with us.
And thanks to Footballguys Keith Overton, Mike Green, Joe Bidwell, Craig Lakins, Phil Alexander, Scott Sexton, Dave Kluge, Sigmund Bloom, and Clayton Gray for the help. If you've got a Random Shot of your own, email me at bryant@footballguys.com.
Thanks for playing along, and I hope you make the most of whatever you're doing in your life. Love your neighbor and stick together.
Peace and Grace to you.
J
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