Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
Fantasy Football is Life.
Fantasy football: a fantastic teacher in accountability.
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) September 24, 2025
Also, me after benching Mark Andrews for Tyler Warren last week.
HT: https://t.co/aIYpfckMgO pic.twitter.com/MYHFnMCWiL
Ok, then.
there's two types of white running backs. cerebral thinkers like mccaffrey and then just absolute crayon eaters like skattebo. it rules
— big content guy (@bigcontentguy) September 22, 2025
People are awesome.
— chris long (@JOEL9ONE) September 14, 2025
With Jahmyr Gibbs in my lineup, this felt a little too close to home.
David Montgomery when Jahmyr Gibbs gets tackled at the one... pic.twitter.com/jIec9MLesC
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) September 24, 2025
Once again, I'm asking Roger Goodell to step in and make this happen for the good of the game.
Please https://t.co/2xwVeHlx7r
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 21, 2025
No objection.
Best podium in NFL history. pic.twitter.com/EneiVSzGhg
— FB_Helmet_Guy (@FB_Helmet_Guy) September 17, 2025
Why they play the games.
Football Friday is here. pic.twitter.com/IfWYKCXPFY
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) September 19, 2025
Related:
Mood today pic.twitter.com/7IK2oPa0k0
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) September 22, 2025
Have the Jaguars been around long enough to have throwback uniforms?
The #Jaguars prowler throwbacks are just phenomenal. Wish they were the primary.#DUUUVAL pic.twitter.com/M5RGqFh0XH
— Andrew Gibson (@1010XLAG) September 21, 2025
And yes, I know it's been 30 years. Work with me here.
Jonathan Taylor, you're kind of ridiculous.
JONATHON TAYLOR WHAT A RUN 🤯😱
— Footballism (@FootbaIIism) September 21, 2025
pic.twitter.com/F5U4hzxGIe
Jacob Young earns a spot on the Black Eyed Joe's Baseball lineup.
JACOB YOUNG WITH ONE OF THE BEST CATCHES YOU WILL EVER SEE🤯pic.twitter.com/1oRoHuTdNS
— Bet105 (@bet_105) September 21, 2025
Dan Quinn: Footballguy
Dan Quinn was left bloodied after a hard collision with Marcus Mariota. https://t.co/5Eb6n4oQ2s
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) September 21, 2025
Quinn said, "I'm OK. Everything's good. It's just going to be this kind of day where it's a physical game."
Yup.
Younghoe Koo watching Parker Romo miss FGs pic.twitter.com/FbWV6T3AVN
— Motherland (@PlayMotherland) September 21, 2025
This looked so much better in August.
Me looking at literally every single player on my fantasy team rn: pic.twitter.com/oZqmkepRrt
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) September 21, 2025
Me?
Colts punter hearing his number called for the first time this season pic.twitter.com/KwTEcDxNo9
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 21, 2025
The league gets this kind of stuff so right.
Fun early slate. pic.twitter.com/91z126dk33
— NFL Fashion Advice (@fashion_nfl) September 21, 2025
Related: CBS with the vibes.
For those of a certain age, this is fabulous. pic.twitter.com/EQhuOkYfvR
— Paul Charchian (@PaulCharchian) September 21, 2025
Because I know y'all need to know this kind of stuff.
Jordan Davis (336 pounds) is the heaviest player in NFL history to return a blocked kick 50+ yards for a TD 😮💨@Eagles | #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/9OZRMJmb3a
— NFL+ (@NFLPlus) September 21, 2025
For a counterpoint to my "Look Good - Play Good" argument, I present the New Orleans Saints.
They should be undefeated in these.
Saints ⚪⚪⚪⚪ uniforms. 👍👎? pic.twitter.com/5o5z8CH3BX
— FB_Helmet_Guy (@FB_Helmet_Guy) September 21, 2025
Hang in there, Cardinals fans.
This team is impossibly hard to watch pic.twitter.com/S6I0B1Xz4F
— Andy Holloway (@andyholloway) September 21, 2025
Also:
Marvin Harrison Jr.. pic.twitter.com/9vCOwJA5p9
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) September 21, 2025
Accurate.
This Browns team pic.twitter.com/Hby85Mzep1
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) September 21, 2025
Wait, what?
Did Zaccheaus legit fall out of a tree trying to celebrate? 😆😆 pic.twitter.com/SKr15h3r19
— Jake Ciely (@allinkid) September 21, 2025
Thanks to Hutchison Brown for that one.
We hit the first day of Autumn this week. So this feels appropriate.
Honoring the first day of Autumn🍂
— Kevin Gallagher (@KevG163) September 22, 2025
"The Autumn Wind"
~ a poem by Steve Sabol,
as read by John Facenda pic.twitter.com/1Wy7HkGPGS
Thanks to Sigmund Bloom for that one.
Andy Reid with a textbook "Old Guy Shoulder Punch" for Kelce.
ANDY REID AND TRAVIS KELCE GOING AT IT pic.twitter.com/xe2CbvImsM
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) September 22, 2025