Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
If a fantasy football season were 9 seconds like this video, we're about 2 seconds in.
But so far, this feels pretty accurate.
Make sure to have the sound on.
A fantasy football season in 9 seconds…
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) September 10, 2023
Can't wait.pic.twitter.com/ocfGdFUuSk
Cam Skattebo gets muddy playing on artificial turf.
Culture Changer pic.twitter.com/CBLfjaAshl
— Marshall Green (@MarshallGreen_) September 29, 2025
Going to drop this one right here...
Younghoe Koo, Brian Daboll, Jaxson Dart, and Joe Schoen by week 10 pic.twitter.com/ZMOsHUl6TG
— GmenGridiron (@GmenGridiron_) September 23, 2025
Thanks to Clayton Gray for that one.
I could probably stop right here.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/393qPzwj9I
— LPG - NYG (@LicensePlateGuy) September 24, 2025
Thanks to Drew Davenport for that one.
Ouch.
Patrick Mahomes II - Lamar Jackson “rivalry” pic.twitter.com/bq57uIEote
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) September 28, 2025
I love how happy CeeDee Lamb was for George Pickens. And how he was so excited when the DB pressed him at the line.
.@_CeeDeeThree knew well before the snap that Pickens was gonna make the play 🔥@insidetheNFL Week 4 Mic'd Up on X pic.twitter.com/CrwJe38hOM
— NFL (@NFL) September 29, 2025
Cold.
3-1. With wins over multiple playoff teams. https://t.co/YdiUp0WS6W
— keanu (@keanukarg) September 29, 2025
He's 41 years old, so the wheels may come off at any moment. But this has been fun for anyone who's ever been told they were too old, or not good enough anymore, or no longer had what it takes.
Aaron Rodgers was cut by the Jets in the offseason. He beat them.
— Armando Salguero (@ArmandoSalguero) September 28, 2025
Rodgers wanted to play for the Vikings. They declined.
The Rodgers revenge tour rolls on as he’s now beaten both https://t.co/jvi7BRJXN8
This is what a glimmer of hope for saving your job looks like...
This one mattered a lot to Brian Daboll. pic.twitter.com/Z118xj9Yvs
— Giants Daily (@NYGDaily) September 28, 2025
Maybe the Titans' play-calling wasn't the problem?
Brian Callahan after he gave up play-calling duties and the Titans scored *0* points pic.twitter.com/zg28bmxzkP
— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) September 28, 2025
This was filthy.
JOSH ALLEN WITH THE CROSSOVER pic.twitter.com/nsc3L8LsaD
— NFL on CBS 🏈 (@NFLonCBS) September 28, 2025
Browns Defense.
Browns defense after stopping the Lions on 4th down watching the offense immediately go 3 and out pic.twitter.com/jZ3tfMBckx
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) September 28, 2025
All Day Long, Lions Fans.
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 28, 2025
Sports Fans in one tweet.
The Eagles are geniuses playing aggressive, innovative football. When it works.
When the same play doesn't work, the Saints are the dumbest team in the league.
The Saints just turned in the dumbest play of the season pic.twitter.com/rDmvQc1BDu
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) September 28, 2025
My guess is lots of people can relate to this one.
TREVEYON HENDERSON TOUCHDOWN pic.twitter.com/x5bvFBW7qh
— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) September 28, 2025
Fun moment from Drake Maye with the Superman celebration.
He grew up a big Cam Newton fan, and this had to be sweet for him.
SUPERMAYE
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) September 28, 2025
pic.twitter.com/WsyPh96F4m
Steelers Social Media person on the ball.
Split the W 😏🇮🇪 pic.twitter.com/CCmEV2ZeJT
— Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) September 28, 2025
I'm with Coach Dan here. "Just Follow Skattebo" seems like a pretty good plan.
Following Cam Skattebo on QB Draw seems like a good idea 😂 pic.twitter.com/D3rU8GCvsJ
— Coach Dan Casey (@CoachDanCasey) September 28, 2025
At a certain age in life, we can drop the pretenses...
TE Sneak is a Veteran QB’s Best Friend 😂 pic.twitter.com/K9veTF5ymm
— Coach Dan Casey (@CoachDanCasey) September 28, 2025
Also true:
When you do nothing on the group project but still get an "A" pic.twitter.com/HAXUEIF1nq
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 28, 2025
Jameis Winston might be the best teammate in the NFL.
— Jameis Winston (@Jaboowins) September 28, 2025
I had a very different take on the Florida State-Virginia game than this X account.
This wasn't about College Football being better than the NFL. Thankful no one was seriously hurt.
Nah this crowd was INSANE. This is why college football > NFL pic.twitter.com/e2nGsVQ4sP
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) September 27, 2025
And yeah, I know I sound like your Dad.
Some things on College Game Day work. This was not one of those things.
Gonna tell my kids this was the Backstreet Boys pic.twitter.com/ea0PhDfqvx
— Nick Perkins (@NickyPerkss) September 27, 2025
Probably...
"Is that the guy who believed the hype and drafted Emeka Egbuka in Round 6?" pic.twitter.com/LQ9NEMhl8F
— Underdog (@Underdog) September 28, 2025
Accurate.
*Jordan Love looking for an open receiver*
— BetMGM 🦁 (@BetMGM) September 29, 2025
Romeo Doubs: pic.twitter.com/9iZt4FWLDP
Related:
Gun double stack guardian cap is just an absolute LETHAL play pic.twitter.com/KWlFvGowMt
— Hogg (@HoggNFL) September 29, 2025
I love Eli Manning.
There is an Ole Miss class that teaches us these dance moves. https://t.co/USOqfquBxh
— Eli Manning (@EliManning) September 28, 2025
Music note this week. Tyler Childers is a singer-songwriter from Eastern Kentucky, not too far from where I live in Tennessee. He blends country, folk, and honky-tonk with Appalachian storytelling. If you know me, you're not surprised I'm a fan.
Random Shots readers could have told you this was the problem weeks ago.
Ashton Jeanty per-game averages:
— Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) September 29, 2025
Without Michael Myers stance:
17.3 touches
49 total YPG
0.3 TDs
With:
23 touches
155 total YPG
3 TD pic.twitter.com/ka2u71fHZy
Plus, I never pass up a chance to share this classic.
Gotta bring this classic back pic.twitter.com/SdoQwyIKvQ
— Lancesico 🇱🇨 (@Bornakang) October 15, 2024
"My condo $4,800 a month. You not movin' like me" gets me every time.
If Carson Wentz were a team, he'd be Dallas. Lots of good. Lots of bad. But pretty fun to watch.
Through four games, the Cowboys have the BEST offense and the WORST defense:
— Football Forever (@fballforeverhq) September 29, 2025
🔷 No. 1 offense: 404.3 YPG
🔷 No. 32 defense: 420.5 YPG
An interesting development for Dallas after the first month of the season. pic.twitter.com/n01khJuS1D
They brought in Anthony Weaver to offset Mike McDaniel.
Anthony Weaver is giving Al Pacino a run for his money with this speech! Get this man some pads and a helmet. pic.twitter.com/Q1UFfSnCy1
— Jeff Darlington (@JeffDarlington) September 29, 2025
It's a beautiful game.
and the catch by Jalen Tolbert 😮 https://t.co/aNbcA4zeEv pic.twitter.com/32UT586qtm
— NFL (@NFL) September 29, 2025
Dak Prescott with a relatable line.
Dak Prescott was asked about having a heating pad on his back during the game: “Everything’s great,” he said with a smile. “Just getting older.” pic.twitter.com/DEwaAQKAbP
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) September 29, 2025
This is mean.
Not untrue. But mean.
Justin Herbert if there was only 3 weeks in the season pic.twitter.com/ykcsUG5tMd
— TAE (@15RINGSZN) September 28, 2025
Before the Week 4 matchup between the 49ers and Jaguars, San Francisco's Robert Saleh suggested Jacksonville had a "legal advanced signal-stealing type system".
The Jaguars had thoughts.
Here is a sign the 49ers can steal. pic.twitter.com/fzXuq7MSX1
— Jamal St. Cyr (@JStCyrTV) September 28, 2025
Hang it in the Louvre.
Went 1-0 😁#GoDucks pic.twitter.com/g8Op74q5CL
— Oregon Football (@oregonfootball) September 28, 2025
Quentin Johnston, you're kind of ridiculous.
This photo of QJ is INSAAAANE ⚡️🔥 pic.twitter.com/wdwHmO14iQ
— jules 🫵🏼 (@nfljules) September 30, 2025
Wrapping with this one.
Josh Allen is one of my favorite players. No surprise there, he's one of the most popular guys in the league.
He's obviously a great football player. But I think I mostly like Josh Allen, the person.
This pre-game clip is a nice example. It's not crazy or over the top. It's not the normal hair on fire stuff.
It's just good team building. And it applies to all of life. Not just football.
He says a lot in just a few words:
"I'm honored to fight with you each and every day.”
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) September 28, 2025
pic.twitter.com/Vu4jhRSH0B
The world needs more of that.
And you can be the one who does it.
Thank you for being part of this goofy journey with us.
And thanks to Footballguys Keith Overton, Drew Davenport, Sigmund Bloom, and Clayton Gray for the help. If you've got a Random Shot of your own, email me at bryant@footballguys.com.
Thanks for playing along, and I hope you make the most of whatever you're doing in your life. Love your neighbor and stick together.
Peace and Grace to you.
J
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